The Wife
Date of Joke: Monday, 24th April, 2006

Two guys from Blount County are sittin' in a boat on Douglas Lake fishing and suckin' down beer when all of a sudden Bill says, "I think I'm going to divorce my wife - she hasn't spoken to me in over 6 months."

Earl sips his beer and says, "You better think it over - women like that are hard to find."


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