Things You Learn In Marriage
Date of Joke: Monday, 3rd April, 2006

During the banquet celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary, Tom was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such long duration.

"Tell us Tom, just what is it you have learned from all those wonderful years with your wife?"

Tom responds, "Well, I've learned that marriage is the best teacher of all. It teaches you loyalty, forbearance, meekness, self-restraint, forgiveness, and many other qualities you wouldn't have needed if you'd stayed single in the first place."


To get jokes like this one in your email every day, sign up for our mailing list, in the top-right hand corner of this or any other page.