Bill had always been a prankster. As each of his friends were married,
Bill made sure some type of practical joke was played upon them. Now
ready to be married himself, he was dreading the payback he knew was
Surprisingly, the ceremony went off without a hitch. No one stood up
during the pause to offer a reason 'why this couple should not be
married'. His reception wasn't disrupted by streakers or strippers,
and the car the couple was to take on their honeymoon was in perfect
When the couple arrived at their hotel and entered the room, Bill even
checked for cornflakes in the bed (a gag he had always loved).
Nothing, it seemed, was amiss. Satisfied that he had come away
unscathed, the couple fell into bed and put their attention to
consummating the union.
Upon waking after such an active night, the couple was ravenous so
Bill called down to room service and asked "Can I get breakfast for
two?". Before he was able to hang up, however, a soft voice from under
the bed said "Make that five..."