Subject: PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY DESTROYED BY FLOOD ...
GEORGE W. BUSH PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY DESTROYED BY FLOOD Crawford,
A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal library of
President George W. Bush. The flood began in the presidential
bathroom where the books were kept. Both books have been lost.
A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he
had almost finished coloring the second one. The White House tried
to call FEMA but there was no answer.