Washing Machine
Date of Joke: Saturday, 3rd December, 2005

Shortly thereafter Jesse Jackson went to a Sears and started raising all kinds of hell in the appliance aisles... A store clerk, not knowing what to do, contacted the manager who came and asked "Jesse, why are you in here causing all this crap in my store?"

Jesse Jackson replied "Your store is a racist store. You see all these washing machines are white and you don't sell black washing machines so you're a racist!"

The manager, thinking quickly replied, "Yes Mr. Jackson all the washing machines we carry are white... but if you open the lid you'll see that all the agitators are black."

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