Three Brazilians Dead
Date of Joke: Saturday, 1st October, 2005

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing and concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in his hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

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