Sure-Fire Signs There's Trouble On The Job
Date of Joke: Tuesday, 27th September, 2005

1) The new policy on sexual harassment includes your photo.

2) The Security guard makes a complete inventory of your work area.

3) Your assistant starts responding to your memos with, "Yeah, whatever."

4) You've got a "It's for you loser" sound when you receive email.

5) Your new Pentium was replaced with an 386sx-18 last weekend.

6) The Human Resources Dept requests an update of your arrest record.

7) Your boss asks if you still have a copy of your five-year contract.

8) You notice your co-workers measuring your cubicle when you arrive at work.

9) Your parking space is moved next to the Dumpster.

10) Your secretary says things like, "Get the phone, my nails aren't dry."

11) The receptionist asks "Who?" when anyone calls on you.

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