World's Shortest Fairy Tale
Date of Joke: Wednesday, 14th September, 2005

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a Princess "Will you marry me?"

She said "No."

...And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing and hunting and drank beer all day every day for the rest of his natural days.


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