Blonde Jokes
Date of Joke: Monday, 29th August, 2005

Q: How can you tell if a fax came from a blonde?
A: It has a stamp on it.

Q: Why do blondes have "TGIF" on their shoes?
A: Toes go in first.

Q: Why shouldn't blondes have coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.

Q: Did you hear about the two blondes that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
A: They went to see "Closed for the Winter."

Q: What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
A: "Is it mine?"

Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
A: "Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"

Q: What is every blonde's ambition in life?
A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.


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