Priorities Change
Date of Joke: Saturday, 11th June, 2005

As we age, our priorities change ..

The other day I came home and was greeted by my wife, dressed only in very sexy underwear and holding a couple of short velvet ropes. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."

So, I tied her up and went fishing.


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