After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride Virginia, Luigi stopped by
his old barbershop in Cleveland to say hello to his friends.
Giovanni said, "Hey Luigi, how wassah de treepa?"
Luigi said, "Everytinga wassah perfecto except for da traina ride down."
"Whadda you mean, Luigi?" asked Giovanni."
Well, we boarda da train at Granna Central Station. My beautiful Virginia, she packa bigga basket
a food. She broughta vino, some nice cigars for me, and we were looking a forward to da trip.
Everytinga wassah okey dokey until we getta hungry and open uppa da luncha basket.
The conductore comma by, wagga hissa finger at us an say, "no eat in dissa car. Musta use a dining car."
"So, me and my beautiful Virginia, we go to dining car, eat a bigga luncha and start to open a bottle of
nice vino! Conductore walka by again, waga hissa finger and say, "No drinka in dissa car. Musta use a
club a car."
So, we go to club car. "While drinkin vino, I start to lighta my biga cigar. The conductore, he wagga hissa
finger again and say, "No smokin in dissa car. Musta go to smokin car. We go to smokin car and I smoka my biga cigar."
"Then my beautiful Virginia and I, we go to sleeper car anda go to bed. We just about to go boomada boomada
and the conductore, he walka through da hall shouting at da top of hissa voice, "Nofolka Virginia! Nofolka Virginia!"
"Next time, Ima gonna takea da bus!"