Muslim Extremist Bumper Stickers
Date of Joke: Friday, 3rd June, 2005

My other car is a bomb

This vehicle makes wide right turns into buildings

Allah is my co-pilot

My other car is a flying carpet.

I'd rather be Jihading.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay out of the World Trade Center

Keep honking. I am rewiring.

Visualize World Jihad

0 to KABOOM in .2 seconds.

Support our suicidal extremists

My 12-year-old can blow up your honor student

In case of Jihad this car will be exploded

What part of ULLULULULULULULU did you not understand? - Allah

72 Virgins or Bust!

Martyrs do it like it's their last time

My kid and YOUR money go to Gitomo Bay.

I'm Muslim but you're ugly and I can blow myself up

Baby Terrorist On Board

If you can read this, there's a car bomb in the trunk.

After I pray, I slay.

Proud parent of Suicide Bomber!

A terrorist is my co-pilot

Fatah you looking at?

Don't blame me, I voted for Saddam

Honk if you Beat your Wife

If the van is a rockin Allah will soon be knockin

Driver carries only $20 worth of C4


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