Arkansas Wife
Date of Joke: Thursday, 28th April, 2005

Guy in Arkansas comes home to find two suitcases packed on his front porch.

"What's goin' on honey?", he asks his wife.

"I'm leaving you!" she replies.

"But why?"

"I've just discovered that you're a child molesting pedophile!"

"Whooaahh.....them's big words for a 9 year old!"

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