The Date
Date of Joke: Thursday, 17th March, 2005

A man drives his date up to lovers lane and parks. "I have to be honest with you" the woman says as the guy makes his move."I`m a hooker".

The man thinks about this for a bit and decides he`s ok with it. He agrees to pay her $25 and they go at it. After they finish, the guy says,"Now I should be honest too. I`m a cab driver and its going to cost you $25 to get back to town".


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