Date of Joke: Tuesday, 8th March, 2005
Part of Air Canada's recent settlement with the Unions was hiring
handicapped people! So, the other day passengers on a small commuter
plane were waiting for the flight to leave.
The entrance opened, and two men walked up the aisle, dressed in
pilots' uniforms and both wearing dark glasses.
One pilot was using a seeing-eye dog, and the other was tapping his
way up the aisle with a white cane. Nervous laughter spreads through
the cabin; but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up.
The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some
sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming.
The plane moves faster and faster down the runway, and people at the
windows realize that they're headed straight for the water at the edge of
the airport territory.