Three little boys were concerned because they couldn't get anyone to play
with them. They decided it was because they had not been baptized and
didn't go to Sunday School.
So they went to the nearest church. Only the janitor was there.
One little boy said, "We need to be baptized because no one will come out
and play with us. Will you baptize us?"
"Sure," said the janitor. He took them into the bathroom and dunked their
heads in the toilet bowl, one at a time.
Then he said, "Now go out and play."
When they got outside, dripping wet, one of them asked, "What religion do
you think we are?"
The oldest one said, "We're not Kathlick, because they pour the water on
"We're not Babtis, because they dunk all of you in the water."
"We're not Methdiss, because they just sprinkle you."
The littlest one said, "Didn't you smell that water!"
"Yeah! What do you think that means?"
"I think it means we're Pisscopalians."