Six retired Floridians were playing poker in the condo clubhouse
when Meyerwitz loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops
dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five continue
playing standing up.
Finkelstein looks around and asks, "So, who's gonna tell his wife?"
They cut cards. Goldberg picks the two of clubs and has to carry
the news. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation
"Discreet? I'm the most discreet person you'll ever meet.
Discretion is my middle name. Leave it to me."
Goldberg goes over to the Meyerwitz apartment and knocks on the
door. The wife answers thru the door and asks what he wants? Goldberg
declares: "Your husband just lost $500 in a Poker game and is afraid to come
"Tell him to drop dead!" yells the wife.
"I'll go tell him." says Goldberg