The Eulogy
Date of Joke: Wednesday, 29th December, 2004

She married and had 11 children. Her husband died.

She married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children.

Again, her husband died. And alas, she finally died.

Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked The Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they're finally together."

One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, "Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?"

The friend replied, "I think he means her legs."


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