Harry answers the telephone, & it's an Emergency Room doctor.
The doctor says, "Your wife was in a serious car accident, & I have bad news
and good news. The bad news is she has lost all use of both arms & both
legs, & will need help eating & going to the bathroom for the rest of her
Harry says, "My God. What's the good news?"
The doctor says, "I'm kidding. She's dead."