Fetch
Date of Joke: Sunday, 28th November, 2004

The veterinarian told the blonde that her dog needed some exercise. "You need to make sure this dog runs around," the doctor said.

"Try playing a game of fetch with him."

"I can't play fetch with my dog," the blonde said.

"Why not?" the doctor asked.

"Because," she replied, "He can't throw."


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