Ice Cream Parlor
Date of Joke: Wednesday, 20th October, 2004

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool

After catching his breath he ordered a banana split.

The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"

" No," he replied, "arthritis."


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