The Duck
Date of Joke: Saturday, 16th October, 2004

A guy, holding a duck under his arm, walks up to his wife and says:

"This is the pig I've been screwing all these years."

His wife says: "You're ignorant; that's a duck, not a pig."

The guy replies: "Shut up! I was talking to the duck!"


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