The Duck
Date of Joke: Saturday, 16th October, 2004

A guy, holding a duck under his arm, walks up to his wife and says:

"This is the pig I've been screwing all these years."

His wife says: "You're ignorant; that's a duck, not a pig."

The guy replies: "Shut up! I was talking to the duck!"

To get jokes like this one in your email every day, sign up for our mailing list, in the top-right hand corner of this or any other page.