Two men are talking about relationships....One man tells the other how lucky he is that he's single and never married.

The other man answers why...did you have a bad experience with marriage?

The man replies...well...we argued alot...I caught her cheating on me and finally kicked her out of the house.

His friend replies...that's terrible...sorry to hear that. I will miss her being around.

The man says...yeah I miss her also...so I took one of her Kotex pads and placed it on top of the television.

His friend all suprised answers...why did you place a Kotex pad on top of the television?

And his friend replies....well everytime I come home from work...I look at the television...and it reminds me of the bitch that took the VCR...