Date of Joke: Tuesday, 1st June, 2004
A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and while sitting at his regular table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting all
alone at a nearby table. He calls the waiter over and asks for their most expensive bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her, knowing that, if she accepts it, she is his. The waiter gets the bottle and quickly brings it over to the
woman, saying this is from the gentleman over there. She looks at the wine and sends a note over to the man. Her note reads: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in
your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and seven inches in your pants."