Loft
Date of Joke: Saturday, 29th May, 2004

Played a round of golf with the local course pro for some helpful tips.

After playing the first hole I turned to him for some advice and all he said was "loft".

So after the next 4 holes I asked him again and all he said was "loft"

Now we're done with the round and I asked him why after each hole all he would ever tell me was "loft " ?

To which the pro relies "loft" - "Lack Of F*cking Talent "


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