Date of Joke: Monday, 17th May, 2004
Three priests were in a train station on their way home to
Pittsburgh. Behind the ticket counter was a very sexy, shapely,
well endowed woman wearing a very tight sweater. She made
the three priests very nervous so they drew straws to determine
who would get the tickets. The first priest approached the window..
"Young lady, I would like three pickets to titsburg." He completely
lost his composure and fled.