Three Tough Mice|
Date of Joke: Wednesday, 7th April, 2004
Three mice are sitting at a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at
night trying to impress each other about how tough they are.
The first mouse throws down a shot of bourbon, slams the empty glass onto
the bar, turns to the second mouse and says, "When I see a mousetrap, I lay
on my back and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it
in my teeth, bench press it twenty times to work up an appetite, and then
make off with the cheese."