Date of Joke: Monday, 5th April, 2004
An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of
Church services when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the
act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled, "Stop! Acts 2:38!"
(Repent and be baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ so that your sins may
be forgiven.) The burglar stopped in his tracks.