Down South, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true they're suing the
cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer?
"Yes, Bubba, sure is true." Responded the lawyer.
"And now someone is suing the fast food restaurants for making them fat and
clogging their arteries with all them burgers and fries, is that true mister
"Sure is Bubba. But why you asking?"
"Cause what I want to know is, I was thinkin' Can I sue Budwiser for all the
ugly women I've slept with ?"