Death Bed
Date of Joke: Friday, 9th January, 2004

Miriam was dying and on her deathbed, she gave final instructions to her husband Sidney.

"Sidney, you've been so good to me all these years. I know you never even thought about another woman. But now that I'm going, I want you to marry again as soon as is possible and I want you to give your new wife all my expensive clothes."

"I can't do that, darling," Sidney said. "You're a size 16 and she's only a 10."


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