Miriam was dying and on her deathbed, she gave final
instructions to her husband Sidney.
"Sidney, you've been so good to me all these years.
I know you never even thought about another woman.
But now that I'm going, I want you to marry again as soon as
is possible and I want you to give your new wife all my
"I can't do that, darling," Sidney said. "You're a size 16 and
she's only a 10."