Date of Joke: Saturday, 3rd January, 2004

This guy comes home dead tired from working a twelve-hour day and collapses in bed.

He's just about asleep when his wife rolls over and says, "What would you do if I told you that you had a beautiful, sexy, woman lying next to you?"

He replied. "Don't worry honey I'd stay faithful!"

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