Date of Joke: Thursday, 1st January, 2004
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only
to find out that she's pregnant. She is furious...
Here she's in the middle of her first term as Senator of
New York and this has happened to her. She calls home,
gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming;
"How could you have let this happen? With all that's
going on right now, you go and get me pregnant! How
could you? I can't believe this! I just found out I am five
weeks pregnant and it is all your fault! Your fault! Well,
what have you got to say?"