Two women friends had gone for a Girls Night Out, and had been
decidedly over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee.
They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do
their business behind a head stone or something.
The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she thought she'd take off
her panties, use them, then throw them away.
Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive underwear set and
didn't want to ruin hers but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from
a wreath that was on one of the graves and proceeded to wipe herself
with that. After finishing, they then made off for home.
The next day the first woman's husband phoned the other husband and
said; "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home
last night without her panties"
"That's nothing" said the other, "Mine came back with a card stuck
between the cheeks of her ass that said; 'From all of us at the Fire Station.
We'll never forget you."