Date of Joke: Tuesday, 2nd December, 2003

A female police officer arrests a guy for drunk driving.

While reading him his Miranda Rights, the female officer tells the man: "Sir, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say, can and will be held against you."

"Boobs" the drunk replied.

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