Golf Stroke
Date of Joke: Saturday, 1st November, 2003

Three members of a golf club were arguing loudly while the fourth member of their group lay dead in a bunker. A club official was called to calm the row.

"What's the trouble here?" he asked.

"My partner has had a stroke, and these two bastards want to add it to my score."

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