On the night of their 40th anniversary the reminiscing wife finds the
negligee she wore on her wedding night and puts it on. She goes to her
husband and says, "Honey, do you remember this?"
He looks up from his newspaper and says, "Yes dear, I do. You wore that
same negligee the night we were married."
She says, "Yes, that's right. Do you remember what you said to me that
night?" He nods and says, "Yes dear, I still remember."
"Well, what was it?" she asks.
He's not much in the mood for this, but he sighs and responds, "Well,
honey, as I remember, I said, 'Oh baby, I'm going to suck the life out
of those boobs and screw your brains out!' "
She giggles and says, "Yes dear, that's it. That's exactly what you
said. So now it's forty years later and I'm in the same negligee. What
do you have to say tonight?"
He looked her up and down, and replied, "Mission accomplished."