If you had bought $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago,
it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the
beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then
turned in the cans for the 10-cent deposit, you would have
Based on the above, my current investment advice is to
drink heavily and recycle. This is my new retirement
program, I call it my 401-Keg program.