Twins
Date of Joke: Tuesday, 16th September, 2003

blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions so the husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys.

The blonde guy turns to the girl and angrily says ''Alright. Who's the other father!''


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