This is why God invented menopause.......
With all the new technology regarding fertility, a
65 year-old woman gave birth to a baby.
When she was discharged from the hospital and went
home, her relatives came to visit. "May we see the new baby?" one asked.
"Not yet," said the 65 year-old mother, "Soon."
Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative
asked, "May we see the new baby now?"
"Not yet," said the mother.
After another few minutes had elapsed, they asked
again, "May we see the baby now?"
"No," replied the mother.
Growing very impatient, they asked, "Well, when
CAN we see the baby?"
"WHEN IT CRIES," she told them.
"WHEN IT CRIES?" they demanded. "Why do we have to
wait until it CRIES?"..
BECAUSE, I forgot where I put it..."