A man goes into a bar and seats himself on
a stool. The bartender looks at him and says,
"What'll it be buddy?"
The man says, "Set me up with seven whiskey
shots and make them doubles." The bartender does
this and watches the man slug one down, then
the next, then the next, and so on until all
seven are gone almost as quickly as they were
served. Staring in disbelief, the bartender asks
why he's doing all this drinking.
"You'd drink them this fast too if you had
what I have."
The bartender hastily asks, "What do you have
The man quickly replies, "a dollar."