Signs In Heaven
Date of Joke: Tuesday, 12th August, 2003

Bob dies and goes to the pearly gates where he waits in line. As he draws closer he sees there are two lines; a short one and a long one. He walks to the front of the long line and sees a sign written above the head of the angel in charge:

THIS WAY TO HELL>> MEN WHO LET WOMEN WEAR THE PANTS
He decides that this line is just way to long and goes around to the other line where a sign reads;
THIS WAY TO HEAVEN>> GUYS WITH BALLS

There is only one person in this line and he is a small, frayed and withered old man. Bob just has to know and so he asks, "Why are you in this line? I mean are you the only one going to heaven?"

The little man turns to him and whispers gently, "Keep your voice down, Lillith told me to stand here!"


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