Bob dies and goes to the pearly gates where he waits in line. As he draws
closer he sees there are two lines; a short one and a long one. He walks to
the front of the long line and sees a sign written above the head of the angel
THIS WAY TO HELL>> MEN WHO LET WOMEN WEAR THE PANTS
He decides that this line is just way to long and goes around to the other line
where a sign reads;
THIS WAY TO HEAVEN>> GUYS WITH BALLS
There is only one person in this line and he is a small, frayed and withered
old man. Bob just has to know and so he asks, "Why are you in this line? I
mean are you the only one going to heaven?"
The little man turns to him and whispers gently, "Keep your voice down, Lillith
told me to stand here!"