A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetie
for Valentine's Day. As they had not been dating very long, it was a
very difficult decision. After careful consideration he decided a good
gift would be a pair of gloves. Accompanied by his sister, he went to
the store and bought the gloves. His sister purchased a pair of panties
at the same time. The clerk carefully wrapped both items but in the
process got them mixed up.
The sister was handed the gloves and the young man got the panties.
The young man mailed his Valentine's Day gift with the following note:
This special Valentines Day gift was chosen
because I noticed you are in the habit of not wearing any when we go out
in the evenings. If it had not been for my sister, I would have chosen
the ones with buttons, but she prefers short ones that are much easier
to remove. These are a lovely shade, the lady I bought them from showed
me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were
hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and they looked quite
lovely. I wish I was there to put them on you for the first time; no
doubt, other hands will come into contact with them before I have a
chance to see you again. When you take them off, remember to blow on
them lightly before putting them away as they will naturally be a little
damp from wearing. Just think how many times I'll be kissing them in
the future. I hope you'll wear them Friday night for me.
P.S. The sales lady says the latest style is to wear them folded down
with just a little fur showing.