A guy goes to the Post Office to interview for a job. The interviewer
asks him, "Are you a Veteran?"
The guy says, "Why yes, in fact, I served two tours in Vietnam."
"Good," says the interviewer, "That counts in your favor. Do you have any
The guy says, "In fact I am 100% disabled. During a battle, an explosion
removed my private parts so they declared me disabled, it doesn't affect
my ability to work, though."
"Sorry to hear about the damage, but I have some good news for you, I can
hire you right now! Our working hours are 8 to 4. Come on in about 10, and
we'll get you started".
The guy says, "If working hours are 8 to 4, why do you want me to come in
"Well, here at the post office, we don't do anything but sit around and
scratch our balls for the first two hours. Don't need you here for that!"