Correct Change Please Date of Joke: Tuesday, 1st July, 2003
A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food
restaurant, waiting to place our order. There was a
big sign posted. "No bills larger than $20 will be
accepted."
The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked,
"Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than $20, I wouldn't
be eating here."
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