A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a local
police cruiser pulled her over and walked up to the car. The
police officer also happened to be a blonde and she asked for
the blonde's driver's license.
The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and
finally said to the blonde policewoman "What does a driver's
license look like?" Irritated, the blonde cop said "You dummy,
it's got your picture on it!"
The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and
found a small rectangular mirror down at the bottom. She
held it up to her face and said, Aha! This must be my driver's
license" and handed it to the blonde policewoman.
The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the
driver and said, "You're free to go. And, if I had known you
were a police officer too, we could have avoided all this