Lighthouse in Texas
Date of Joke: Wednesday, 30th April, 2003

I live in Texas. I also have two friends that are blonde and sisters.

One day, they approached me and asked where the lighthouses were. When I tried to probe a little bit, I was told, "Yeah, they're good paying jobs and have lots of ads in the paper, but we don't know where the lighthouses are to apply."

I told them, There are no lighthouses in Texas. Let me see that newspaper."

Sure enough, there were ads for ... "Light Housekeeping needed. Apply in person."


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