Date of Joke: Wednesday, 2nd April, 2003

A man was out walking a dog, and a woman stopped to admire the animal.

"What's your dog's name?" she asked.

"Herpes," replied the dog's owner.

"How....odd," said the woman. "Why Herpes?"

"Because he won't heel."

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