Paul was ambling through a crowded street fair when he
decided to stop and sit at a Palm Reader's table. Said
the mysterious old woman, "For fifteen dollars, I can
read your love line and tell your romantic future."
Paul readily agreed and the reader took one look at his
open palm and said, "I can see that you have no
"That's true," said Paul.
"Oh my goodness, you are extremely lonely, aren't you?"
"Yes," Paul shamefully admitted. "That's amazing. Can
you tell all of this from my love line?"
"Love line? No, from the calluses and blisters."