Cigarettes Date of Joke: Wednesday, 12th March, 2003 | |
Man's wife asks him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. So he
walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a
nearby bar to use the vending machine. At the bar he sees a beautiful
woman and starts talking to her. They have a couple of beers and one
thing leads to another and they end up in her apartment. After they've
had their fun, he realizes its 3AM and says, "Oh no, its so late, my
wife's going to kill me. Have you got any talcum powder?" She gives
him some talcum powder, which he proceeds to rub on his hands and then
he goes home.
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