Cell Phone
Date of Joke: Sunday, 16th February, 2003

Jason wanted to get his blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary, but also something useful. So he finally decided to get her a cell phone. His wife was very excited about the new phone and told him she loved it. He carefully went through all of the phone's features and showed her how to use it. The next day, she went shopping and took the phone with her. The phone rings and it's her husband. "How do you like your new phone?" he asks.

"I love it, but there's something I don't understand," she replies.

"What's that?"

"How did you know I was at Wal-Mart?"


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